Despite its contrary spelling, Mike pronounces his last name as rhymer. His first name remains Mike. Beyond that he is a man of mystery, even to himself. That he writes at all is most baffling. Only and average student, he can barely spell, grammar makes his head hurt, and science is far from his best subject. He is a taco puzzle wrapped in a tortilla shell enigma.
He does like a good cooking show and has been observed staring at non-stick frying pans far too long to be healthy.
Exactly when he got the foolish notion of becoming a writer is open to conjecture, but somehow he did, and has been tormenting the unsuspecting with unedited first drafts ever since.